How to tell the time using one tag
So I’ve noticed a phenomena that allows anyone to be able to roughly approximate the time with the use of just one tag. It goes like this and we shall use GMT (proper English time; Built with iron and hard work during the industrial revolution)
Search the tag #dubstep
Should your search results include artists such as Hyetal, Pangaea, Sully, Zomby, Loefah et cetera with regular occurance you can assume that it is either Morning or early afternoon GMT.
However, should your search begin to dominated by people such as Datsik, Flux Pavilion, Helicopter Showdown. Skrillex et cetera you can now assume that it is headng toward late afternoon or early evening in good old Blighty, as American late teens/early twenties have now started to post anything with a Ring Mod in it.
Finally, should you begin to see music by Borgore with an alarmingly high regularity, that picture of some bint in the “Sex, Drugs, Dubstep” T Shirt, an animated gif instructing you to “Dub” to “Fuckstep”, some kind of sonic abortion pertaining to be a Harry Potter dubstep mix or……Note: The break here is caused by the bridge in Goldielock & Benga’s “Green Eyes” being perfect and requiring an amount of whyling the fuck out (Further Note: Benga - what the fuck happened to you mate?! You used to bring the fiiiiiiiyaaaaaah)….anyway, or a plethora of distinctly bad Ellie Goulding remixes then we are into early to late evening GMT as American 14-16 year olds have got home and are now bombarding us with the same 7 or 8 videos, pictures or assorted fuckwittery ad nauseum.
It’s not going to get any better until this category head to bed so further use of this time keeping method is unneeded until the next day.
I hope this comes in handy for you all. I was also going to write about the fact that Beatport are cunts and people are stupid enough to fall for it every time but I’ll save that for another time.
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- clarissalouise said: This is actually amazing… although I must confess I have posted a pic some time ago of Borgore… but only for the mere fact that I think he is beautiful so you should let me off! :)
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- blackhandradio said: Ha! I love it.
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